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		<title>Chaser Madness</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Vanguard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It just won&#8217;t die, will it? Jesus Christ, you&#8217;d think the media had better things to do than keep talking about them. But no, it was even brought up on Lateline again, both during the Friday Night Fight Club between Combet and Pyne (which was EPIC and lulzy and totally worth watching. XD) and in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It just won&#8217;t die, will it? Jesus Christ, you&#8217;d think the media had better things to do than keep talking about them. But no, it was even brought up on Lateline again, both during the Friday Night Fight Club between Combet and Pyne (which was EPIC and lulzy and totally worth watching. XD) and in the intro to a story about Letterman pissing off Sarah Palin by apparently making jokes about one of her daughters. What, is it &#8216;let&#8217;s all get offended by comedy!&#8217; month and I missed the memo? o.O</p>
<p>I was completely shocked by the furore that erupted over their &#8216;Make A Realistic Wish Foundation&#8217; sketch, especially considering all the other potentially offensive material in that particular episode.</p>
<p>Okay, I&#8217;m the first to admit I did laugh at that particular sketch. It was wrong on so many levels, but damn did I laugh. Still, I do think it could&#8217;ve been executed better. This doesn&#8217;t make it an offensive sketch, it makes it one that was just done badly. There&#8217;s a difference.<span id="more-20"></span>I was most angry at the Prime Mininster casting judgement on the sketch without having seen it. It felt like the whole Bill Henson bullshit all over again, with our PM acting like the nation&#8217;s moral compass and criticising art as if he&#8217;s got a mandate to do so and tell us what&#8217;s acceptable because he knows best. Christ, it&#8217;s like a Father Knows Best state here.</p>
<p>I, for one, don&#8217;t accept that, and I think there are better things for him to be focussing on than a comedy sketch gone wrong.</p>
<p>I was also angry at Amanda Duthie losing her position over this. Nothing said scapegoat more than that, and I was actually ashamed at Media Watch for calling her out on it. One bad decision shouldn&#8217;t have been enough to warrant her removal, and I think it was totally unfair to do that, especially when she&#8217;s one of their most valuable assets (in my opinion).</p>
<p>In all of this, though, I&#8221;m not the sort to defend every Chaser sketch they&#8217;ve eber done, just becase I think they&#8217;re beyond fault. That isn&#8217;t true. There have been things they&#8217;ve done that I&#8217;ve disliked or hated or not laughed at. Has that changed my love for them? Not really. I think it&#8217;s disingenous to say you can&#8217;t criticise them as a fan, you have to love and adore them, no matter what.</p>
<p>However, this, just like all the other things that have caused controversy over the last few years, I think a lot of people have completely missed the point and were merely looking for a reason to get angry at The Chaser.</p>
<p>Acknowledging that this is just my opinion and might differ from the way it was supposed to be taken or how others took it, I saw the sketch as a comment on, well, lots of things. Not just the foundation, but the way we lavish all this shit on dying kids and it doesn&#8217;t actually solve anything. The pointlessness of it all.</p>
<p>Perhaps this is just my expreince talking, but I suppose because I&#8217;m aware the rest of the health system is fucked and the elderly and the mentally ill especially don&#8217;t get the same sort of sympathy or funding. I suppose I wish there were better things to do with that money than keep paying for every kid to go to Disneyland because they&#8217;re dying.</p>
<p>I think especially with mental illness there&#8217;s a certain stigma attached to it, and there&#8217;s little compassion for them. I think there&#8217;s a certain dismissal of them and their issues and a reaction like &#8216;get over it&#8217; rather than a genuine concern for their welfare and a desire to help. And I know this is a tangent, but compared to all the sob stories on TV of some kid who&#8217;s dying, stories of people with mental illness don&#8217;t get the same treatment.</p>
<p>The bloke who was Tasered to death in Queensland recently comes to mind. The attititude of the cop who was describing him didn&#8217;t seem to care. There was a certain disdain/dismissal as he talked about him that I thought was completely unnecesary. It was like, he was mental, we were perfectly justified in Tasering him.</p>
<p>Tangent aside, yes, the sketch itself perhaps could&#8217;ve been executed better, but I don&#8217;t think that just because it was a bad sketch that meant it was made to be offensive. That&#8217;s not the same at all and anyone saying so has completely missed the point.</p>
<p>Either way, that&#8217;s what I took from it. I&#8217;m not trying to be callous, nor am I trying to say that dying kids isn&#8217;t bad. I suppose I&#8217;m trying to be realistic myself. I just remember all the kids dying of starvation in other countries and wonder why we can&#8217;t spare the money to help them.</p>
<p>Perhaps I&#8217;m overanalysing or overthinking it. I don&#8217;t know. They&#8217;re my thoughts on the sketch at any rate. Feel free to disagree.</p>
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		<title>Fuck The Economy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 08:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Vanguard</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I realise the economy is indeed Very Important™ and should not be toyed with, but in this boom time of ours, I fear we’ve forgotten the other side of the economic coin: humanity itself.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, I realise the economy is indeed Very Important™ and should not be toyed with, but in this boom time of ours, I fear we’ve forgotten the other side of the economic coin: humanity itself.</p>
<p>Now, I’m not saying countries shouldn’t wish to develop their own economies and become better off. I just think we’ve lost sight of all those social aspects of life in the race to become hideously wealthy.</p>
<p>Think about it.</p>
<p><span id="more-31"></span>The main issues of the campaign are job- or money-related. We’ve got WorkChoices to contend with, flame wars about union bosses, Rudd and Howard trying to convince us they know how to run the economy best… The issues of health and education are less prominent. All the talk of hospitals seems to be tied in with their funding. Education is all about preparing you for working life. The Government’s handing out tax cuts to just about everyone.</p>
<p>It’s all about money and work.</p>
<p>Is this what we’ve become? Is this really all that matters to us anymore? What happened to community? What happened to people caring about the society we live in and the people themselves? When did we become so fucking selfish?</p>
<p>I want a campaign on social issues, on things that matter, not just how much money Howard can bribe us with. I want us to start caring about each other again, to stop being so terrified of each other, to want to learn for learning’s sake, not just because you have to to further your career. I want less emphasis on the economy and more on the people.</p>
<p>The social well-being of the people should be a government’s main priority. They are there to look after the country and the people. Managing the economy is part of that, sure, but it is not the only job.</p>
<p>At the moment, we have two leaders who are willing to support blatant discrimination against same-sex couples in legislation. If the Liberals want to run a scare campaign about Labor union bosses, then if Labor had any spine at all, they’d run a campaign on all the right-wing Christian organisations and big business influences behind some of our Federal Ministers! That I find far more scary than union bosses.</p>
<p>I hate Howard’s rhetoric on unions, how he seems to say he’s all for unions when WorkChoices is aimed at getting rid of them altogether. The people are much stronger as a group. This is why unions work and are important in workplaces. I doubt Howard would even care if all the unions disappeared overnight. I think he’d laugh with glee because he’s got what he wanted. We all become human machines, working far too many hours for not enough pay in a bid to keep Howard’s Economy booming.</p>
<p>Boom times do not last. It’s going to end some time, probably when we run out of things to dig up. What happens then? Have we even bothered investing some of the funds for a rainy day when things aren’t as strong? This is what the Government should be doing. They should be investing in our future to ensure that we can still survive when things get tougher. We should be investing in humanity, to better ourselves spiritually, socially, mentally, reconnecting with each other again. We should not be wasting $34 billion on election campaign tax cuts that ultimately do more harm than good.</p>
<p>What sort of society have we created? Is it really healthy? Or are we all too afraid to admit it has problems?</p>
<p>Just this week, President Bush welcomed the Dalai Lama in a way that Howard was too cowardly to do. If Bush has done one thing that’s worth remembering in his 8 years in office, I will remember that, because it was a disgrace that Howard was too afraid of upsetting China to meet with him. Once again, the economy was an issue. China buys our coal, therefore we shouldn’t piss them off, because then they’ll take their money away. It’s all about the fucking money!</p>
<p>Gah! We do not bow to China! We should not bow to any sovereign country, not even the USA or the UK. We are a strong nation. Why must we run around like a lapdog and try and placate all the Big World Leaders™ in a bid to convince them we’re allies and friends and they should let us play with them? It’s sickening. It’s degrading. It makes us look pathetic.</p>
<p>Our lack of care for our fellow humans is clear from our continued flouncing of UN Charters we’ve signed on to. You can’t just pick and choose which UN Charters to take on board and which to dismiss. You sign on to it, you abide by it. No exceptions. We should not be selling our uranium to India either. We should not be selling uranium to any country that hasn’t signed up for the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. Hell, we shouldn’t be selling uranium full stop.</p>
<p>We need to stop caring about The Market and focus back on the people. If you rule a bunch of sheep, you are nothing more than a dictator. The politics of fear lead down this path. We should all be afraid of where it might take us.</p>
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		<title>On Rudd, Labor, Howard and Sexuality</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex Vanguard</dc:creator>
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I’m unashamedly left-wing, I think I always will be. I’m old enough to remember Hawke and Keating before Howard came in. So when I look back on Labor over the Howard years, there’s something missing.
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<p>I’m unashamedly left-wing, I think I always will be. I’m old enough to remember Hawke and Keating before Howard came in. So when I look back on Labor over the Howard years, there’s something missing.</p>
<p>Now, I’m not going to turn this into a ‘what’s wrong with Labor’ piece, because other people have done it far more elegantly and intelligently than I could. And I’m not Paul Keating. XD</p>
<p>No, this is not about that.</p>
<p>It’s more my frustration that Labor makes such an ineffective Opposition. Now, I don’t expect them to oppose everything Howard does. All I expect is a party prepared to make the Government accountable to its citizens, and in my opinion, that hasn’t happened.</p>
<p>Howard has run all over them like he has all over the country. No one’s prepared to keep him in check, and the people keep voting him in!</p>
<p>Alexander Downer is the most ineffective and incompetent ministers in the Government, yet he keeps his job!</p>
<p>It stinks. It really fucking stinks.</p>
<p>Now, I admire Rudd. He seems to (sort of) know what he’s doing. And he’s not offensive in any way shape or form. What worries me is that there’s not much difference between Howard and Rudd. At least Latham had personality! Rudd appears to have a halo constantly shining over his head, as if he’s too fucking good to be true. Too squeaky clean. It bothers me. I don’t buy it.</p>
<p>Now, Rudd was doing fine for most of the year so far, but maybe it’s just been a bad week for him, but he’s not looking as strong as he was. But he’s not down and out yet. This appears to just be a small stumble in the road. Here’s hoping he picks him self up and carries on, and stops making mistakes.</p>
<p>He hasn’t convinced me to vote for him because he’s going to be a decent Prime Minister. At the moment, he’s the lesser of two evils, and the only way to get rid of Howard.</p>
<p>Maybe it’s my own political apathy coming through, but I don’t trust politicians. I’ve long since learnt not to trust in any pre-election promises. They say all these shiny things to make you give them power that they will then use however they like, regardless of what they promised.</p>
<p>Call me skeptical, but that’s how I see Howard’s announcement yesterday of radical plans to help the indigenous people of the Northern Territory. He can make those changes because the NT is not a State, and the Federal Government has jurisdiction over it. That’s how they overturned the ACT’s Bill to legalise civil unions for same-sex couples a couple of years ago.</p>
<p>It disgusted me when they did that. As a bisexual individual of no specific gender, it’s becoming increasingly clear this Government would like to pretend I don’t exist. The blatant discrimination of non-heterosexuals in society would not be tolerated if it were any other minority group society approved of. But society is willing to turn a blind eye to non-heterosexuals and deny them the same rights as heterosexuals with regards to marriage, access to IVF and adoption, as well as financial arrangements and such.</p>
<p>Am I ever going to be allowed to marry the girl I love and have it legally recognised in my own country? Or do I have to take up my British citizenship and marry there? Why the fuck don’t people care about this?</p>
<p>Every day I lose a little more faith in humanity.</p></div>
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